Question:
Please help me with the correct trivia,artist,andy's etc for Radio Stations for June 17, 2009?
1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Please help me with the correct trivia,artist,andy's etc for Radio Stations for June 17, 2009?
69 answers:
YA folks in charge are morons!
2009-06-17 03:42:58 UTC
Champions: A) 7

Country Music Trivia: B) Last Name

Games: 4

Hello Mr. President: A) Benjamin Franklin

Video of the Day Trivia: 12.00 (how much do you save if you buy 4 digital desktop weather stations?) (by the time I answer later tonight it will be different)

This Day in U.S. History: A) 305

Where in the world: C) Bahamas

Newsletter: currington

Artist: Rascal

Andy’s: rocko (6/17)

Nascar: ste (6/16)

Taylor: station (6/16)

All Access: #104 trailers



A Keeper



Their marriage was good, their dreams focused. Their best friends lived barely a wave away. I can see them now, Dad in trousers, work shirt and a hat; and Mom in a house dress, lawn mower in one hand, and dish-towel in the other. It was the time for fixing things: a curtain rod, the kitchen radio, screen door, the oven door, the hem in a dress. Things we keep.



It was a way of life, and sometimes it made me crazy. All that re-fixing, re-heating leftovers, renewing; I wanted just once to be wasteful. Waste meant affluence. Throwing things away meant you knew there'd always be more.



But when my mother died, and I was standing in that clear morning light in the warmth of the hospital room, I was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any more.



Sometimes, what we care about most gets all used up and goes away...never to return. So... While we have it, it's best we love it... And care for it... And fix it when it's broken... And heal it when it's sick.

This is true: For marriage... And old cars... And children with bad report cards... Dogs and cats with bad hips... And aging parents... And grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, because we are worth it. Some things we keep, like a best friend that moved away or a classmate we grew up with.



There are just some things that make life important, like people we know who are special... And so, we keep them close!



I received this from someone who thinks I am a 'keeper,' so I've sent it to the people I think of in the same way... Now it's your turn to send this to those people that are 'keepers' in your life. Good friends are like stars... You don't always see them, but you know they are always there







Subject: Email Address Book Protection



How to protect your e-mail address book A computer repairman says this is like having gold.



This is a good thing. I learned a computer trick today that's really Ingenious in its simplicity.



As you may know, when/if a worm virus gets into your Computer it heads straight for your email address book, and



Sends itself to everyone in there, thus infecting All your friends and associates. This trick won't keep the virus from getting into Your computer, but it will stop it from using your address book To spread further, and it will alert you to the Fact that the worm has gotten into your system.



Here's what you do:



First, open your address book and click on 'new Contact,' just as you would do if you were adding a new friend to Your list of email addresses. In the window where You would type your friend's first name, type in ' A'.



For the screen name or email address, type AAAAAAA@AAA.AAA Now, here's

what you've done and why it works:



The 'name 'A' will be placed at the top of your address book as entry #1. ( it has to be the first one )



This will be where the worm will start in an effort to send itself to all your friends. When it tries to send itself to AAAAAAA@AAA.AAA, it will be undeliverable because of the phony email Address you entered. If the first attempt fails (which it will because of the phony address), the worm goes No Further and your friends will not be infected.



Here's the second great advantage of this method :



If an email cannot be delivered, you will be notified of this in your In Box almost immediately. Hence, if You ever get an email telling you that an email addressed to AAAAAAA@AAA.AAA Could not be delivered, you

know right away that you have the worm virus In your system. You can then take steps to get rid of it!



Pretty slick huh?



If everybody you know does this then you need not Ever worry about opening mail from friends.



DO IT NOW and pass this on to all your friends.
country
2009-06-17 03:43:15 UTC
It takes 1-3 letters to get the points.



WUSN(US 99)Chicago,Illinois

Trivia-abc

Video of the day-12

Game-4

Artist(Wednesday)-ras

Andy's(Wednesday)-cko

Nascar code(Wednesday)-roa

Taylor Swift(Wednesday)-day

Newsletter(6/16)cu

Music Committee 6/9-nny

Access 104-ail

copy and paste roailionnycusteckorasbday124



Howstuffworks-inv

DealTaker-fr

Employment-tes

Home depot-gui

Sleuth-for

Listenup-mx

forcopy and paste guinvfrtesabcformx124





Country
sharp_sue
2009-06-17 04:11:16 UTC
Hi Everyone from Huntsville, AL



Champions a) - 7

DealTaker - (fr) - Free Shipping

Employment -(tes) - Remember that it may be a test

Games 'n eCards - 4

Hello, Mr. President a) Benjamin Franklin

Home Depot Garden Club -(gui) - Plant Care Guides

HowStuffWorks - (inv) - Inverter

Music Trivia: Here Comes Goodbye is by: c) Rascal Flatts

NEW Video of the Day - (12) - SAVE $12.00

Country Music Trivia b) Last Name

Country Music Video a) YES

This Day in History a) 305

Where in the World? c) Bahamas



Happy Hump Day
rimsk
2009-06-17 03:43:43 UTC
Good Morning Everyone,



93.7 - MIKEFM & 107.3 - WAAF - Boston, MA



Champ or Chump Trivia = a) Ryan Howard

Champions = a) 7

DealTaker.com = Free Shipping

Employment Trivia = Remember​ that​ it​ may​ be​ a​ test

Games 'n eCards Trivia = 4

Hello, Mr. President = a) Benjamin Franklin

Home​ Depot​ Garden​ Club​ = Plant​ Care​ Guides

Hot Music Trivia = a) Yes

HowStuffWorks​ = Inverter

Listen Up! Trivia by Sennheiser = MX W1

Music Challenge = c) Sting

New Video Trivia = Save $12.00

Rock Music Trivia = a) Us vs Them

Sleuth Trivia = Fortunate

This Day In U.S History = a) 305

Where In The World? = c) Bahamas



Alternatively, you can copy and paste



412caforguinvfrtesmx



to get credit on all trivia questions.



rimsk (Mike)
Kim A
2009-06-17 03:46:37 UTC
Good morning everyone!

Country 95.3 words:

6-mouthwash

7-font

8-fax

11- print

2- nine

4-underline

6- ? won't be near a radio tonight. Can anyone help?

Sleuth: fortunate

Dinner: 250



Games Trivia: 4

Bell Trivia: prepaid

HowStuffWorks Trivia: an inverter

Heart & Stroke Trivia: tipping the scales



Have a good one and thanks again for all your well wishes yesterday!



KA:)
n7ybn
2009-06-17 06:21:10 UTC
KUPL:

Today: Hotsheet: Thug Story

8:50: Steve

1:35: Free

Behind-The-Scenes: Map

CCQ: People (Cj S, it's working now!)

Toyota Hot 5: Sideways

5:35: Banana Cream



I will need help with the 7:35 the rest of the week. Thanks.





I can't believe it! I actually got through on the Match & Win. I was Caller #!. Supposed to be Caller #9. Oh well, maybe tomorrow.





Happy Hump Day:



Cowboy Story



A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.



The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, 'If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?'



Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, 'Sure, Why not?'



The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.



The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany



Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.



Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, 'You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.'



'That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,' says Bud.



He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.



Then the Bud says to the young man, 'Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?'



The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, 'Okay, why not?'



'You're a Congressman for the U.S.Government', says Bud.



'Wow! That's correct,' says the yuppie, 'but how did you guess that?'



'No guessing required.' answered the cowboy. 'You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about cows...this is a herd of sheep. .



Now give me back my dog.



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hueydriver64
2009-06-17 04:54:04 UTC
Good morning and Happy Hump Day



KUPL



Home Depot Garden Club Trivia: PLANT CARE GUIDES



DealTaker.com: free shipping



Employment Trivia: Remember that it may be a test.



HowStuffWorks Trivia: an inverter



Listen Up! Trivia by Sennheiser: MX W1



Sleuth: FORTUNATE



Hotsheet: thug story

8:50: Steve

Behind the scenes: map

1:35: free





The Economy Is So Bad...



CEO's are now playing miniature golf.



Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.



Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.



McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer



Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.



A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico .



The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.



People in Africa are donating money to Americans.



Motel Six won't leave the light on.



The Mafia is laying off judges.





And finally....



Congress says they're looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.



That's neat! The guy that made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people that made $750 billon disappear!



Edit****

Eileen

I'm sorry to hear about your families loss, my thoughts and prayers are with you.



Diane

My thoughts and prayers will be with you and Andrew and his mom.



Don
2009-06-17 04:05:45 UTC
Deal Taker - Free Shipping

Employment Trivia - Remember that it may be a test

Hello Mr President - A

Sleuth -

Home Depot -

How Stuff Works - An Inverter

Video Of The Day - $12.00

This Day In History - A

Where in The World - C
Andrea
2009-06-17 03:43:16 UTC
The River 105.9 WHCN Hartford CT



Classic Rock Challenge: C. Becker

Classic Video On Demand: C) A Rose



Thanks for the help with the others.



Many prayers for everyone.



Happy hump day!
?
2009-06-17 07:54:35 UTC
Thank you all for your birthday wishes. We started celebrating on Sun with a brunch in the home with friends and family, and spent the rest of the weekend at Kah-Nee-Ta Resort and Casino. What a great and beautiful place! First time we've been there in the nearly 20 yrs we've lived in Oregon.

Thanks to all, I even got some points on Mon. I just need to catch up my Match and Win board.



KUPL



Hotsheet 'thug story'

720 Match and Win #22 and 25 winner Jake Owen

Starting at 720 tomorrow, they will have a call every hour until its all gone

I actually got through as the #6 caller today at 720 the first time I dialed! I'll be staying close to the radio tomorrow to be sure!

735 foreclosed

And for you early birds...

I had a really hard time finding the right site for the ListenUp! trivia since the link does not work for me, I have to google it and there are several different ones. Very many Thanks for the answer on that one (mx)

Employment trivia>hotjobs>browse jobs>Stimulus jobs>Mobile, AL (type in location field)>search>(what is the first job listed) Sales

How stuff>what is the answer to #10 in the car spring quiz?>unsprung mass

dealtaker.com= bookmark (what is next to RSS at the bottom of the page?)



Blessings to all.



Bobbi
?
2016-04-09 08:34:35 UTC
Answers for CISN 103.9 Edmonton & Country 105 Calgary CISN: 7am = Just A Dream 7:15 Word = Broiler BBFF = You've Got To Talk To Me 9am Song = Sissy's Song Work Word = Boating 10:15 Word = Barbecue 12pm Artist = Sugarland 2pm Song = Sold 2:15 Word = Balcony 4:15 Word = Supper 5pm Song = The Last Of The Saskatchewan Pirates Most Wanted = All Summer Long 8:15 Word = River Queen Country 105: 7am Song = How Do You Like Me Now 7:15 Word = Atlanta Work Word = Stamps 10:15 Word = Austin 1st Song @ Lunch = Down The Road Top 3 @ 3 = Then 4:15 Word = Boston 5pm Song = The World Trivia: City Of Edmonton = Northern Lights Country Music = A Games = 3 Hello Mr. Prime Minister = B How Stuff Works = Skidding Kingsway Mall = Fashion Let's Go Green Canada = A Sleuth = Step Sports = B This Day In Canadian History = A Have a great day everyone
Prettygirl61
2009-06-17 09:12:52 UTC
Good Afternoon Everyone! Have a super day!



Champions - A

Country Music - B

Deal Taker - Free Shipping

Employment Trivia - Remember that it may be a test

Games N Cards - 4

Hello Mr President - A

Sleuth - Fortunate

Home Depot - Plant Care Gudies

Listen Up - MX W1

How Stuff Works - An Inverter

Video Of The Day - $12.00

This Day In History - A

Where in The World - C



Artist of the Day 9:50 & 1:30 - Martina McBride

Song of the Day 11:30 & 4:30 - In My Daughters Eyes
Blondie
2009-06-17 09:28:41 UTC
Answers for CISN 103.9 Edmonton & Country 105 Calgary



CISN: Guesses worked @ 12am

7am Song = Already Gone

7:15 Word = Award

BBFF = Fishin' In The Dark

9am Song = You Belong To Me

Work Word = Coffee

10:15 Word = Coffee

12pm Artist = Brad Paisley

2pm Song = Mr. Mom

2:15 Word = Stadium

4:15 Word = Football

5pm Song = Somebody Like You

Most Wanted = Sideways

8:15 Word = Popcorn



Country 105:

7am Song = Online

7:15 Word = Baltimore

Work Word = Fan

10:15 Word = Cleveland

1st Song @ Lunch = It Happens

Top 3 @ 3 = Sideways

4:15 Word = Denver

5pm Song = Sold



Trivia:

City Of Edmonton = Academic

Country Music = B

Games = 4

Hello Mr. Prime Minister = A

Home Depot = Plant Care Guides

How Stuff Works = An Inverter

Kingsway Mall = Cookies

Let's Go Green Canada = C

Paradise RV = Motorcoaches, Toterhomes and Race car stacker trailers

Sleuth = Fortunate

Sports = B

This Day In Canadian History = A



Happy Hump Day Everyone
Deborah R
2009-06-17 09:15:05 UTC
Home Depot - Plant Care Gudies

Listen Up - MX W1

How Stuff Works - An Inverter

Video Of The Day - $12.00

Deal Taker - Free Shipping

Employment Trivia - Remember that it may be a test



Champions - A

Country Music - B

Games N Cards - 4

Hello Mr President - A

Sleuth - Fortunate

This Day In History - A

Where in The World - C
Balerie
2009-06-17 05:31:31 UTC
Morning Everyone!!

Happy Hump Day!!!!!

We're almost there.........I can see it from here!!

Friday is around the corner!!!



abc worked for; Champions; Hello, Mr. President; This Day in U.S. History; Music Trivia; Where In The World? Videos on Demand



Sleuth; FORTUNATE



Video of the Day Trivia; How much money do you save if you buy 4 Digital Desktop Weather Stations? 12

Games 'n eCards Trivia; In Aces Up Solitaire, how many cards are dealt up? 4

howstuffworks.com trivia; What is the answer to question 10? inverter

DealTaker.com; What is the last option on the menu? free shipping

Employment Trivia; What is step 6? remember that it may be a test

Home Depot Garden Club Trivia Gardening Tools section. The first tools is "Plant Library". What is the second tool? Plant Care Guides

Listen Up! Trivia by Sennheiser; click on Wireless Headphones. What is the very first pair on the top left called? MX W1



WRVE The River Albany;

The River Morning Crew's Crankin' Car Tune; Down Under

9:40 AM PASSWORD; Buffalo wagon

River Anything Goes Lunch Hour; One headlight

River Guilty Pleasure Song Of The Day;

Kevin's Mystery Song; Piano Man

Kev's word scramble; Hurricane

River Morning Crew Trivia; price chopper



Have a great day!!
?
2009-06-17 09:21:28 UTC
Champions - A

Country Music - B

Games N Cards - 4

Hello Mr President - A

Sleuth - Fortunate

This Day In History - A

Where in The World - C

Home Depot - Plant Care Gudies

Listen Up - MX W1

How Stuff Works - An Inverter

Video Of The Day - $12.00

Deal Taker - Free Shipping

Employment Trivia - Remember that it may be a test
Char
2009-06-17 11:58:36 UTC
These Trivia answers, words and songs are for Country 105, Q Nation Q107 and Country 95.3

If you want the answer, otherwise, just type ABC

Good afternoon everyone, hope you all have a great day!

Country Music Trivia - B

Classic Rock Challenge - C

Games 'n eCards Trivia - 4

Hello,Mr. Prime Minister - A

Let's Go Green Canada! - C

Sleuth Trivia -FORTUNATE

Sports Trivia -B

This Day in Canadian History - A

Home Depot Garden Club Trivia - PLANT CARE GUIDES

HowStuffWorks.com Trivia - AN INVERTER



WORD OF THE DAY - C105 - FAN

COUNTRY 105 SONGS

7:00 AM - ONLINE

Legends Lunch - IT HAPPENS

3 @ 3 - SIDEWAYS

QWS -



Air Canada Fly Away Your Way 7:15am - BALTIMORE

Air Canada Fly Away Your Way 10:15am - CLEVELAND

Air Canada Fly Away Your Way 4:15 pm - DENVER



Q107 SONGS

7:30 AM - BACK IN THE USSR

Legends Lunch - OYE COMO VA

2:00 PM - TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN

AC -



THE NEW COUNTRY 95.3 -

6:00 AM - MOUTHWASH

7:00 AM - FONT

8:00 AM - FAX

11:00 AM - PRINT

WHATS FOR DINNER - 250

2:00 PM - NINE

4:00PM - UNDERLINE

6:00 PM - BOLE

Bonus Code - Brad's Blog - BLING

Bonus Code: Lea's Blog - TAYLOR

Bonus Codes: Laura's Blog - APPLE
JC
2009-06-17 05:02:24 UTC
LONE STAR 92.5 - Dallas/Ft. Worth, Texas

Trivia for 06/17/2009



Double H Enterprises => adhesives

Renegade Motorcycles => Bourget

Yo Pop Etc. => nationwide

Babes => a) Long blonde hair

Champions => a) 7

Classic Rock Challenge => C. Becker

Classic Video On Demand => c) A rose

DealTaker.com => Free Shipping

Employment Trivia => Remember that it may be a test

Games 'n eCards Trivia => 4

Hello, Mr. President => a) Benjamin Franklin

Home Depot Garden Club Trivia => Plant Care Guides

HowStuffWorks.com Trivia => Inverter

New Video Trivia => $12.00

This Day in U.S History => a) 305

Where In The World? => c) Bahamas

Listen Up! Trivia by Sennheiser => MX W1

Sleuth Trivia => FORTUNATE ($100 Athleta.com Gift Certificate pg2)



Station Code for BIG Points at Hawaiian Falls Waterparks => Big Island Club 2009
2009-06-17 09:30:52 UTC
92.5XTU Philadelphia for June 17th



Champions: a) 7

DealTaker: Free Shipping

Employment: Remember that it may be a test

Games 'n eCards: 4

Hello, Mr. President: a) Benjamin Franklin

Home Depot: Plant Care Guides

HowStuffWorks : Inverter

Video of the Day: SAVE $12.00

Country Music Trivia: b) Last Name

This Day in History: a) 305

Where in the World? c) Bahamas



Sleuth: Fortunate



Good Afternoon All



I love this place.



Prince Frederick
bucsandducks
2009-06-17 06:17:52 UTC
Thanks everyone! Thumbs up!



92.5 XTU Philadelphia



My 3 Songs: Vacation

Country Cafe: Vacation

Make it or Break it: Vacation

ABC for multiple Choice

New Video of the Day Trivia: $12.00

Games 'n eCards Trivia: 4

DealTaker.com Trivia: Free Shipping

Employment Trivia: Remember That It May Be A Test

How Stuff Works Trivia: An Inverter

Home Depot Garden Club Trivia: Plant Care Guides

Listen Up Trivia: MX W1

Sleuth: Fortunate



Thoughts and Prayers for all of those who need them!

A very Happy Birthday and Happy Anniversary to all who are celebrating today!
karbear1066
2009-06-17 18:15:36 UTC
========================================

WBEE 92.5 - WBZA 98.9 - WPXY 97.9 - WCMF 96.5

(Rochester, NY)

========================================

PXY - Denim

BEE Artist - Martina McBride

BEE Song - In My Daughter's Eyes

WCMF Password (12:30) - ______ (Song Titles with Animals)

WCMF Password (3:30) - Uncle Remus (Uncles)

===================

BUZZ Rock/WCMF Rock - C

PXY Pop Music - B

BEE Country - B

===================

Champions - A

Deal Taker - Free Shipping

Employment - Remember that it may be a test

Games 'n eCards - 4

Hello Mr. President - A

Home Depot Garden Club - Plant Care Guides

How Stuff Works - An inverter

New Video - $12.00

Listen Up - MX W1

Sleuth - Fortunate

This Day in U.S. History - A

Where in the World - C

===================
2009-06-17 07:41:37 UTC
CISN

7 All Summer Long

715 awards

BBFF She's Crazy For Leaving

9 Out Last Night

WW concession

10:15 festival

12 Brad Paisley

2 Mr. Mom

2:15 tailgate

4:15 football

5 You Look Good In My Shirt

CCMW Sideways

8:15 colors



JOE

Maureen's Last Word - nothing is working for me right now, so I used --------------------, but Shia LeBoeuf or Indiana Jones may work later

9 Crazy

11 Real Wild Child (Wild One)

2 Your Love

6 All I Wanna Do

8 Sex & Candy



CHED

Bob Layton - 197



Sleuth - fortunate

Games 'n eCards Trivia - 4

City Of Edmonton Trivia - academic

HowStuffWorks.com Trivia - an inverter

Kingsway Mall Trivia - cookies

Home Depot Trivia - plant care guides

Reno With Joe Trivia - downlights between you and the worktop

Paradise RV Trivia - motorcoaches, toterhomes and race car stacker trailers
2009-06-17 05:20:17 UTC
This is the link that works for WXTU Philadelphia to get points. http://925xtu.listenernetwork.com/ Still working today 6/17



Champions - a) 7

Country Music Trivia - ) Last Name

Games - 4

Employment trivia - Remember it may be a test

Hello Mr. President - a) Benjamin Franklin

HowStuff works trivia - an inverter

New Video of the Day Trivia - $12.00

This Day in U.S. History - a) 305

Where in the world - c) Bahamas

DealTaker.com - free shipping

Home Depot Garden trivia - plant care guides

Sleuth - fort



92.5 WXTU - Philadelphia

on air trivia

My Three Songs - vacation 6/17

Country Cafe - vacation 6/16

Make It or Break It - vacation 6/16



Cuddly
?
2009-06-17 05:08:51 UTC
US 99



Artist: Rascal Flatts

Andy’s: Rocko

Nascar: Ste

Taylor: Station

All Access: #104 Trailers

Newsletter: Currington



Champions: A) 7

Country Music Trivia: B) Last Name

Games: 4

Hello Mr. President: A) Benjamin Franklin

Video of the Day Trivia: 12.00

This Day in U.S. History: A) 305

Where in the world: C) Bahamas
kmlisa7
2009-06-17 03:47:02 UTC
Good Morning Everyone!



Happy Wednesday!



92.5 XTU Philadelphia, PA



abc worked for the following trivia today…



Country Music, Champions, This Day in U.S. History, Where in the world & Hello, Mr. President.



Video of the Day Trivia = How much money do you save if you buy 4 Digital Desktop Weather Stations? = 12.00



Games 'N Ecards Trivia = In Aces Up Solitaire, how many cards are dealt up? = 4



Dealtaker.com = What is the last option on the menu? = free shipping



Employment Trivia = what is step 6? = remember that it may be a test



HowStuffWorks.com Trivia = Click here to visit the Solar Cell Quiz." What is the answer to question 10?" = an inverter



Home Depot Garden Club Trivia = Gardening Tools section. The first tools is "Plant Library". What is the second tool? = Plant Care Guides



Sleuth = fortunate (0617)



For 06/17/09

vacation works for ~~ My 3 Songs, Country Café and Make it or Break it



Prayer to those in need. Hoping everyone gets stronger by the day.



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort, he finally reached the top.



The little turtle took a deep breath, jumped into the air waving his front legs and instantly crashed to the ground.



After recovering, the little turtle slowly climbed the tree again. When he reached the top, again he jumped and fell to the ground.



The little turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts.



Finally, the female bird turned to her mate.



"Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



At one point during a baseball game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"



The little boy nodded in the affirmative.



"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together as a team?"



The little boy nodded yes.



"So," the coach continued, "When a strike is called, or you're out at first, you don't argue or curse or attack the umpire. Do you understand all that?"



Again the little boy nodded.



"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain it to your mother."



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Make it a great day!



Karen :-)
2009-06-17 21:35:56 UTC
Konichiwa -



KTAR Sports 620 All-Star Rewards Answers for 06-17-09:



LISTEN & WIN ANSWERS:



D&W Word of the Day 5:55am: INJUSTICE

D&W Word of the Day 8:55am: TEMERIDY

D&W Overtime Word of the Day: LIAR

G&A Word of the Day 3:54pm: POSITIVE

John Bloom’s Word of the Day: HUG



TRIVIA ANSWERS:



“Champions” Trivia Answer: A) 7

“Hello Mr. President” Trivia Answer: A) BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

“Sleuth” Trivia Answer: AROUND

“This Day in US History” Trivia Answer: A) 305

“Where in the World” Trivia Answer: C) BAHAMAS

“University of Phoenix 01” Trivia Answer: 335

“University of Phoenix 02” Trivia Answer: $50000PERYEAR



BONUS CODE ANSWERS:



KTAR All-Star Insider 06/17: ALLSTARVOTE

KTAR Daddy’s Date Night 06/19: FATHER’S DAY

Gambo & Ash 06/24: FOOD FRIENDS

Fort McDowell 25th Anniversary: 25YEARS

Larry Miller Used Cars: LARRY MILLER

D&W Sanderson Ford 06/05: 300

Gambo & Ash – 1st Round Draft 06/05: DRAFT

Gambo & Ash – Flicka’s: CANTINA

ALS Donation: LOU GERHIG





Domo Arigato & Have a Great Day...
?
2009-06-17 07:48:21 UTC
98.7 KUPL Portland, OR



Good Morning Everyone!



Hotsheet: Thug Story



Match & Win

7:20 -

#22 & #25,,,,,Jake Owen Winner

9:20 -

#27 & #47.....Kenny Chesney Qwest Field Winner

1:20 -

#28 & #42.....Steve Azar Winner

3:20 -

#07.....Reba

#57.....Reba Winner



Word of The Day

8:50 - Steve

1:35 - Free

5:35 - Banana Cream

7:35 - Foreclosed



Confounding Question: People

Toyota 5@5: Sideways



Am going to the Vascular Surgeon with Andrew's Mom at 3PM today. Not sure if they will put her right in the hospital or if they can even do surgery. Will need some help again. Sorry! Also need some prayers. End result is not good :(



Eileen. so sorry to hear about your loss. My thoughts and prayers are with you, your family and friends.



Thanks for all the great jokes today. I really need them. Also, thanks for all your help! Your thoughts are really appreciated.



Everyone have a Happy Hump Day! Enjoy it, you only live once!



Rx Tech

Diane
"Rockin' Rowdy" Brad
2009-06-17 10:37:00 UTC
Happy Hump Day All





HowStuffWorks - An Inverter



Home Depot Trivia - Plant Care Guides



Kingsway Garden Mall Trivia - Cookies



City Of Edmonton Trivia - Academic



DealTaker.com - Free Shipping



Employment Trivia - Remember That It May Be A Test









RRB
Jeff R
2009-06-17 08:20:32 UTC
WWYZ 92.5

Champions-a

Country-b

CV-a

History-a

World-c

Games-4

Hello Mr.Pres-a

New Video-12

Dealtaker-fr

Howstuff-inv

Employment-tes

Listen up-mx

Sleuth-for

Newsletter-Paisley or E

Bosh-e

Town-e

Kat's station-h

Kat's lunch-e

Wendy's station-S

Wendy's drive-d

Weekly surveys are posted
Blue814
2009-06-17 04:50:07 UTC
Champions:A 7

dealtaker: free shipping

Employment: Remember that it may be a test

Games: 4 (In Aces Up Solitaire, cards dealt up)

Hello Mr. President: A Benjamin Franklin

HSW An Inverter

homedepotgarden plant care guides

Music: C Rascal Flatts

New Video: $12.00 (how much money do you save if you buy 4 Digital Desktop Weather stations? )

Variety Videos: A landslide

This Day in U.S. History A 305

Where in the world: C Bahamas

Di Lusso Deli - Muesnter cheese





CCT:

9:40 Password:

Lunch Hour:

Guilty Pleasure:

Kev's Mystery Song:
JaneyDelaney
2009-06-17 04:00:36 UTC
Words for every woman to live by:



1. Aspire to be Barbie - the B**** has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 17 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl underoos and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember where ever there is a good looking, sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his BS!

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.

14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.



'Good friends are like stars.........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there' and giving you a THUMBS UP





'Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live for today'. Now smile!





Menopause Jewelry



My other half, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.



We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big frickin red mark on his forehead.



Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.









There is a Music Survey to do at K-97 for 19,700 points and

Join the K-97 Road Hogs at SHERWOOD PARK TOYOTA located at 31 Automall Road from 3 - 7pm on Friday, June 19th, then on Saturday, June 20th head to COMPUTER TRENDS located at 100th Ave and 170th Street from 1 - 5pm to get your K-97 Codeword



Reno With Joe Trivia = downlights between you and the worktop

City of Edmonton Trivia = Academic

Home Depot Trivia = Plant Care Guides

Kingsway Garden Mall Trivia = Cookies

How Stuff Works Trivia = An Inverter

Games Trivia = 4



630 CHED

Bob Layton = 197



103.9 CISN (worked for me after midnight)

7am Song = All Summer Long

7:15 word = awards

Bowie Song = She's Crazy For Leaving

9am Song = Out Last Night

Work word = concession

10:15 word = festival

Lunch Artist = Brad Paisley

2pm Song = Mr. Mom

2:15 word = tailgate

4:15 word = football

5pm Song = Somebody Like You

Wanted Song = Sissy's Song

8:15 word = popcorn

Paradise RV Trivia = motorcoaches, toterhomes and race car stacker trailers



And it's Happy Wednesday, SMILE



And everybody, thumbs up, don't make ME, come and find you, and kick your (_._). Big Ole' Canadian Bear Hugs (or kicks)



jd
countryRN
2009-06-17 03:56:31 UTC
92.5XTU Philadelphia for June 17th



Champions: a) 7

DealTaker: Free Shipping

Employment: Remember that it may be a test

Games 'n eCards: 4

Hello, Mr. President: a) Benjamin Franklin

Home Depot: Plant Care Guides

HowStuffWorks : Inverter

Video of the Day: SAVE $12.00

Country Music Trivia: b) Last Name

This Day in History: a) 305

Where in the World? c) Bahamas



Sleuth: Fortunate



All songs: Vacation



Please get well to all our Trivia Family and friends.



CountryRN27 (Marianne)
mcallison60
2009-06-17 08:57:31 UTC
Reward codes for Ktar 92.3 & 620

98.7 The Peak

6-17-09



Sleuth --- fortunate



==========================

Ktar 92.3



8:15am --- gaydos

11:20 am --- road rage

2 03pm --- liberal

3:20pm --- ned

8:20 pm---



mac and gaydos twitter code- 06-15 --- iran election







Insider code ---



==============================================



ktar 620



5:55 am --- injustice

8:55 am --- I use (---) before 8 am

Over time—I use (---) before 8 am

3:55 am ---



John Bloom 6-13 --- hug



Daddy’s date night --- fathers day



Gambo & ash 6/24 --- food friends



Allstar insider --- 6-17 --- allstarvote



==============================



98.7 the peak



8:10 Dave Mathews --- when the world ends

11:25 peak legends --- mozart



Music trivia --- used dashes (---) early

streaming code---



email code 6-12 --- reunion



three doctors --- DR BARNET DR PERKINS DR RIVERA
Doris H
2009-06-17 03:50:39 UTC
Good Morning



Champions:A 7

dealtaker: free shipping

Employment: Remember that it may be a test

Games: 4 (In Aces Up Solitaire, cards dealt up)

Hello Mr. President: A Benjamin Franklin

HSW An Inverter

homedepotgarden plant care guides

Music: C Rascal Flatts

New Video: $12.00 (how much money do you save if you buy 4 Digital Desktop Weather stations? )

Variety Videos: A landslide

This Day in U.S. History A 305

Where in the world: C Bahamas

Di Lusso Deli - Muesnter cheese



Prayers to all
Bruce A
2009-06-17 14:35:03 UTC
WGAR 99.5 TRIVIA WEDNESDAY JUNE 17 2009 CLEVELAND, OHIO



5 O'CLOCK TRIVIA - "Achy Breaky Heart" - (ach)

4 O'CLOCK FLASHBACK - (mar) - Darryl Mark Wills - Jacobs Ladder - 1996

Listen Up Trivia - MX W1 - (mx)

SLEUTH - "FORTUNATE" - (for)

Mantel's Video - 14 - (14)

#1 Country Artist - Steve Wariner - (ste) - Life's Highway - 1986

CITY of the Day - (bro) - Broadview Heights

HowStuffWorks - (inv) - Inverter

​Home​ Depot​ Garden​ Club​ -(gui) - Plant​ Care​ Guides

DealTaker - (fr) - Free Shipping

​Employment​ -​ (tes) - Remember​ that​ it​ may​ be​ a​ test.

NEW Video of the Day - (12) - SAVE $12.00

Champions (a) - 7

Country Music Trivia (b) - Last Name

Country Music Video (a) - YES

Games 'n eCards (4) - 4

Hello, Mr. President (a) - Benjamin Franklin

This Day in History (a) - 305

Where in the World? (c) - Bahamas





C&P - GuInvFrSTes1214BroMArAChForMx
ktarcodeman
2009-06-17 12:47:00 UTC
Sleuth FOR





NEWS 92.3



815 GAY

1120 ROA

203 LIB

320 NED

820





SPORTS 620



555 INJ

855 TEM

OT LIA

355

Bloom HUG





PEAK 987



Peak Passport WHEN THE WORLD ENDS

Peak Legends MOZ
2009-06-17 23:00:53 UTC
Good day everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Im sure hoping for the rain to.. All these dark clouds, and a tease of showers is crazy!!!!!!!!!!

Joe and Cisn trivia

~~abc ~~works for all multiple choice questions

How Stuff Works Trivia - unsprung mass

City of Edmonton Trivia - Blue Sky
Wild Cat
2009-06-17 10:00:22 UTC
WGAR 99.5 TRIVIA WEDNESDAY JUNE 17 2009 CLEVELAND, OHIO



Listen Up Trivia - MX W1 - (mx)

SLEUTH - "FORTUNATE" - (for)

Mantel's Video - 14 - (14)

#1 Country Artist - Steve Wariner - (ste) - Life's Highway - 1986

CITY of the Day - (bro) - Broadview Heights

HowStuffWorks - (inv) - Inverter

​Home​ Depot​ Garden​ Club​ -(gui) - Plant​ Care​ Guides

DealTaker - (fr) - Free Shipping

​Employment​ -​ (tes) - Remember​ that​ it​ may​ be​ a​ test.

NEW Video of the Day - (12) - SAVE $12.00

Champions (a) - 7

Country Music Trivia (b) - Last Name

Country Music Video (a) - YES

Games 'n eCards (4) - 4

Hello, Mr. President (a) - Benjamin Franklin

This Day in History (a) - 305

Where in the World? (c) - Bahamas





C&P - GuInvFrSTes1214BroACForMx
2009-06-17 06:13:01 UTC
good happy hump day everyone!



US99:

Champions: A) 7

Country Music Trivia: B) Last Name

Games: 4

Hello Mr. President: A) Benjamin Franklin

Video of the Day Trivia: 12.00 (how much do you save if you buy 4 digital desktop weather stations?) (by the time I answer later tonight it will be different)

This Day in U.S. History: A) 305

Where in the world: C) Bahamas





joke of the day:



for all my Canadian friends (and american friends) who live and die by hockey:



A little known fact....





The first testicular guard "Cup" was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.



It took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important.



How to Tell the Sex of a Fly:



A woman walked into the kitchen to find her

husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?"

She asked.

"Hunting Flies"

He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?"

She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied

Intrigued, she asked.

"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,

"3 were on a beer can,

2 were on the phone
2009-06-17 06:37:00 UTC
Sleuth 6/17 Fortunate
babycat910
2009-06-17 05:02:57 UTC
Champions: A) 7

Country Music Trivia: B) Last Name

Games: 4

Hello Mr. President: A) Benjamin Franklin

Video of the Day Trivia: 12.00 (how much do you save if you buy 4 digital desktop weather stations?) (by the time I answer later tonight it will be different)

This Day in U.S. History: A) 305

Where in the world: C) Bahamas
Tom B
2009-06-17 16:02:54 UTC
6/17/09 (Phoenix, AZ)



Sleuth ……… FORTUNATE



Champions ………………… A) 7

Hello, Mr. President ………. A) Benjamin Franklin

This Day in History ……….. A) 305

Where in the World? ……… C) Bahamas



620 AM KTAR All-Stars "Word of the Day"

5:55: ……… INJUSTICE

8:55: ………TEMERIDY

OT: ……….. LIA

G&A: …...... POSITIVE



92.3 FM KTAR Reward "Word of the Day"

8:15am: ……GAYDOS

11:20am: …..ROAD RAGE

2:03pm: ……LIBERAL

3:20pm: ……NED

8:20pm: ……



Jon Bloom's Word of the Day 6/13 … HUG

======================================...

620 AM KTAR All-Stars "Bonus Codes"

Daddy’s Date Night – Fathers day

Gambo & ash 6/24 --- food friends

Allstar insider --- 6-17 --- allstarvote
2009-06-17 21:20:23 UTC
KUPL 98.7 - Portland, Oregon



7:35pm - Foreclosure





Another beautiful day in Oregon! Praying for those who have lost loved ones, dealing with family members physically failing and those who are sick. Our Father welcomes you with open arms to be comforted!'



Joy
pj0685
2009-06-17 05:43:21 UTC
TRIVIA

Home Depot Trivia -Plant Care Guides

Kingsway Garden Mall Trivia -Cookies

How Stuff Works Trivia - An Inverter

Games Trivia- 4

Reno With Joe Trivia- downlights between you and the worktop

City of Edmonton Trivia - Academic
earthangels720
2009-06-17 04:18:16 UTC
Good Morning..



6/16/09 Tuesday's



(Nascar) Homestead

(Taylor) Union Station



*****************************

6/17/09 Wewdnesday's



(Artist) Rascal Flatts

(Andys) Choc-o--Rocko



(Champion) A

(Country) B

(Games) 3

(Hello) A

(Video) $12.00

(This Day) A

(Where In) C



***************

((Access104) The Lost Trailers

(Newsletter) Currington

(Committee) Kenny Chesney





Daily Prayers for all Yahoo Families and Friends..

To continue getting healthy and strong...



Happy Birthday / Happy Anniversary to All Celebrating!!



Have a Great Day !!

e
2009-06-17 06:16:08 UTC
98.7 KUPL Portland

Recap 6/16/2009

Hot sheet- Taylor and T-Pain

0850-Billy

135-Achy

Behind The Scenes-Rock star

Curiously Confounding Question-Ride a Ugly Horse

Toyota 5@5 -Kiss A Girl

535-Mullett

735-Breaky



6/17/2009

Hot sheet- Thug Story

0850-Steve

135-Free

Behind The Scenes-Map

Curiously Confounding Question-People

Toyota 5@5 -Sideways

535-Banana Cream

735-





Cj S
2009-06-17 08:11:01 UTC
Diane - Extra Prayers are being said for Andrew's Mom & you and your loved ones!





CHAMPIONS -- A (7)

HELLO -- A (Benjamin Franklin)

HISTORY -- A (305)

WHERE -- C (Bahamas)

VIDEO OF THE DAY -- $12.00

MUSIC TRIVIA -- C (Rascal Flatts)

SLEUTH TRIVIA -- Fortunate



THUMBS UP EVERYONE!



Prayers are still being said daily for all of our Trivia Friends and Family and hoping all will continue to get stronger as each day passes.
2009-06-17 08:43:54 UTC
Good Morning! I'll be back soon with a new code for you all, just checking in and grabbing a few Smiles - thanks for the great jokes and stories today everyone, I think quite a few of us could use those this week!!!!! A little bit of "darkness" to "brighten up your day":



It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.

Aristotle Onassis (Got your "focus" on?)



Newman's second law: Just when things look darkest, they go black.

Paul Newman (Only if your eyes are closed, keeping you from "seeing" the light...or when one of your answers gets reported!)



Even in my darkest times I knew I had a good future ahead of me.

Balthazar Getty (With friends like all of you how could the future not be good?)



The darkest day, if you live till tomorrow, will have past away.

William Cowper (I sense Sunny Skies on the Horizon!)



Even in your darkest moments, you'll think of something that'll crack you up. (One Crack Up, coming right up...)

Brad Paisley



One of the darkest evils of our world is surely the unteachable wildness of the Good (Girl). (C'mon now, I'm not That Wild, Am I???)

H. G. Wells



I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. (Words from a Very Wise Man...I do My best to live by them...)

Dalai Lama



Luv ya,



Trixie
sheb12
2009-06-17 06:23:54 UTC
Good Morning... Happy Hump Day!

US99 in Chicago

artist is Rascal Flatts

Happy Birthday and anniversary to those celebrating this month...

prayers and thoughts for all!

Have a great day!!! :)
KO ala
2009-06-17 12:48:45 UTC
KUPL

1:35 = free

Behind-The-Scenes = map

Curious confounding question = people

Hot 5@5 = sideways

5:35 = banana cream
NewBerlin
2009-06-17 14:48:34 UTC
95.7 WRIT: MY CLUB, Milwaukee, WI



JUNE 17, 2009



*** HAVE A WACKY WEDNESDAY ***





MY SLANG PHRASE = TOADS

MURPH'S TURF = WALKER



M&I CLASSIC ROCK STAGE = ROCK N ROLL





Summerfest Pocket Schedule Code Word = MUSIC

Summerfest ticket hit 6/17 = MAIN STAGE
?
2009-06-17 05:26:02 UTC
WGAR 99.5 TRIVIA WEDNESDAY JUNE 17 2009 CLEVELAND, OHIO





Mantel's Video - 14 - (14)

#1 Country Artist - (ste)

CITY of the Day - (bro)

HowStuffWorks - (inv) - Inverter

​Home​ Depot​ Garden​ Club​ -(gui) - Plant​ Care​ Guides

DealTaker - (fr) - Free Shipping

​Employment​ -​ (tes) - Remember​ that​ it​ may​ be​ a​ test.

NEW Video of the Day - (12) - SAVE $12.00

Champions (a) - 7

Country Music Trivia (b) - Last Name

Country Music Video (a) - YES

Games 'n eCards (4) - 4

Hello, Mr. President (a) - Benjamin Franklin

This Day in History (a) - 305

Where in the World? (c) - Bahamas





C&P - GuInvFrSTes1214BroAC
Big E
2009-06-17 06:50:02 UTC
6/17/09 (Phoenix, AZ)



Sleuth …………...... FORTUNATE



Champions: ……………………...... A) 7

Hello, Mr. President: ..…………...... A) Benjamin Franklin

This Day in History: .. …………...... A) 305

Where in the World? ..…………...... C) Bahamas



620 AM KTAR All-Stars "Word of the Day"

5:55: ...…………...... INJUSTICE

8:55: ...…………...... TEMERIDY

OT: ….…………...... LIAR

G&A: .…………...... POSITIVE



Jon Bloom's Word of the Day 6/13 … HUG



92.3 FM KTAR Reward "Word of the Day"

8:15am: ……. …………...... GAYDOS

11:20am: …... …………...... ROAD RAGE

2:03pm: ……. …………...... LIBRAL

3:20pm: ……. …………...... NED

8:20pm: ……. …………...... TEMPE



=========================================

620 AM KTAR All-Stars "Bonus Codes"



Daddy's Date Night 6/19: …. …………...... FATHER’S DAY

G & A - Live at Flicka's: …... …………...... CANTINA

G & A: 6/5: ……………………………...... DRAFT

Gambo & Ash 6/24: ……….. …………...... FOOD FRIEND

D & W Live Sanderson Ford 6/5: ……...... 300

Sports 620 KTAR Insider: 6/10: …..…...... VACATION

All Star Insider 6/17: …………………...... ALLSTARVOTE



"Thank You" from Sports 620 KTAR: ….... SPORTS

Larry Miller All Star Used Car Tent Sale: ... LARRY MILLER



Fort McDowell Casino: ……. …………...... 25YEARS (no spaces)

University of Phoenix: …….. …………...... $50000PERYEAR



D&W Gear Up for Kids ..... (The code is only good for one user. They have multiple codes and it requires a different code per user. Sorry, you will have to get the codes from the LIVE Sports 620 KTAR Road Show!)



Vistancia ..... (The code is only good for one user. They have multiple codes and it requires a different code per user. Sorry, you will have to get the codes from the Trilogy Golf Club at Vistancia's Golf shop.)



======================================...

92.3 FM KTAR Reward "Bonus Codes"



Mac & Gaydos Twitter Code 6/15: ……... IRAN ELECTIONS

Larry Miller All Star Used Car Tent Sale: … LARRY MILLER

Rewards Insider 6/5: ………..…………...... THANKYOU



Fort McDowell Casino: ……. …………...... 25 YEARS



======================================.==============.
crazzijimsmith
2009-06-17 20:55:27 UTC
ok heres a strike on the anvil for the fellas.................................

oh andys is chocko rocko

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'



I said, 'Dust..'



And then the fight started...



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~





My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said,



"Do you want to have sex?"



"No," she answered.



I then said, "Is that your final answer?"



She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."



So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."



And then the fight started....





~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~





Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.



I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."



My loving wife of 10 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"



And then the fight started .....





~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~





I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!!



He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!"



So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?"



And then the fight started.....





~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~





My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'



I bought her a scale.



And then the fight started...





~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~





When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station.



And then the fight started...





~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~





After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.



The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application



When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.



She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'



And then the fight started...





~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~





My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.



My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'



'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'



'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'



And then the fight started...



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~





I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.



"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."



He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""



Nah, she can order for herself."



And then the fight started...





~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~





A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'



The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'



And then the fight started.....



i want each and every one of ya'll to know i love you.

you're the best group of people anyone could want for ffriend or family, oh even you hoser( jd) bare huggers, eh!!!!!
2009-06-17 05:51:50 UTC
Q107 Toronto



8:20: thunder

11:15: construction



Sleuth: fortunate

Club Q: barbeque
?
2009-06-17 12:41:15 UTC
Typing in all 3 letters (A&B&C) all @ once, will give you points for most trivia.



Bob's blog is Radio



KIM A it was... 6pm is Bold



jtm#1 & ADB
Herre_Kitty_Katt_1
2009-06-17 23:52:29 UTC
Trivias - abc





hkk
tjcmstables
2009-06-17 19:11:46 UTC
HAPPY HUMP DAY ! ! !



A very elderly gentleman, (mid-nineties) very well dressed, hair well groomed great looking suit, flower in his lapel smelling slightly of a good after shave, presenting a well looked-after image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. Seated at the bar is an elderly looking lady, (mid eighties).



The gentleman walks over, sits alongside of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, do I come here often?"



<><><><><><><>





An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.



The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."



The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"



<><><><><><><>





Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"



Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."



"Really!? Like a newborn baby!?"



"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.



<><><><><><><>





An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great! I would recommend it very highly.



The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"



The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know ... the one that's red and has thorns."



"Do you mean a rose?"



"Yes ... yes ... that's the one," replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?



<><><><><><><>





Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged.



However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.



After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.



"I don't know," he said. "She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown."



US 99.5 Chicago



Artist - Rascal Flatts

Andy's - Choc - O - Rocko



Been another busy day. It is 10:05 pm. Still have to do my trivia points.



Prayers for all - we all need them. Extra special prayers for all of our little ones, those with extra needs and special requests.



Eileen you and your family are in my prayers. I know what you mean about being too young to suffer and fight so much to beat cancer. Ingrid was only 53.



rxtec (Diane) prayers for you and Andrew and mom.



Maybe tomorrow I will have a little more time to get my points. I enjoyed the jokes today as usual.



jcm (Janet)
beecher
2009-06-17 06:24:25 UTC
Happy Hump Day, Y'All.



No joke here. Can't remember 'em, "4" the life of me. (quoted #...GAMES CODE, Kids)

I see our Hugger, Janey, is staying feisty, and Streetpiper is having some fun today. (loved the "cup" joke)



Catchy'all later, if I can find a joke. If not, just keep me smilin'!



EVERYBODY--How ya's doin'? (Dr. for me today)



X's & O's to our Little Fellows and one Little Missy

(Lincoln has got to be HAPPILY HOME in Mom & Dad's arms. No news is good news, right?)



B : )
?
2009-06-17 03:47:24 UTC
* Good Morning All *



Country Music Trivia =- B

Hello Mr. President: = A

This Day in US History = A

Where in the world = C

Video of the Day Trivia = 12.00



* Have a Good Day *



~ Don ~
marty
2009-06-17 07:03:58 UTC
us99 trivia -



artist - rascal

andys - rocko

nascar (6/16/) ste

taylor (6/16) stat

all trivia - abc



happy hump day :)

Marty
kmart
2009-06-17 04:52:39 UTC
WBEE 92.5



Country:B

President:A

World:C

Champion:A

History:A

Games:4

Video:12.00

Deal:Free Shipping

Employment:Remember that it may be a test

Works:An Inverter

Depot:Plan Care Guides



Artist:Martina McBride

Song:In My Daughters Eyes
Tiger Lilly
2009-06-17 06:37:33 UTC
COUNTRY) B

HELLO) A

DAY N HISTORY) A

WHERE N WORLD) C

CHAMPIONS) A

HOT MUSIC) A

POP MUSIC QUIZ) B

VIDEO) 12 (save $12)

GAMES) 3





STUFF) INV (inventer)

DEALS) FR (free shipping)

EMPLOYMENT) TES (remember that it may be a test)

GARDEN CLUB) GUI (plant care guides)
Austin
2009-06-17 20:29:04 UTC
*****92.3 FM KTAR Reward 06-17-2009****

8:15am: ……GAYDOS

11:20am: …..ROAD RAGE

2:03pm: ……LIBERAL

3:20pm: ……NED

8:20pm: ……Tempe
2009-06-17 05:53:00 UTC
taylor - union station

artist - rascal flatts

andys - choco-r-ocko



champions - a

country - b

games - 4

hello - a

new video - 12.00

this day - a

where - c



dispatchgirl
margie
2009-06-17 14:23:11 UTC
champions:a

games:4

history:a

world:c

president:a
gina
2009-06-17 07:49:33 UTC
gac codes

A

A

A

C

SLUETH- FORTUNATE

JUST ADDED 9;00 PM

MOBILE CODE FOR 25,000 POINTS - BLAKE
2009-06-17 04:47:49 UTC
95.3

6-mouthwash

7-font

8-fax

11-print

2-nine

4-underline

6-bold



have a great day.



mary
Cindy W
2009-06-17 06:14:19 UTC
KUPL 98.7





SLEUTH-FORTUNATE


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