WGAR LOYAL LISTENER REWARDS - 99.5 CLEVELAND OHIO
#1 Country Song - Last Name - Carrie Underwood
Mantel's Video - ice cream
City of the day - North Royalton
4:00 Flashback - Billy Dean
5:00 Trivia - Worleybird Cafe
Happy Hump Day. Hope everyone is doing well. Great news about Lincoln and the video is adorable. What a heart breaker he is going to be. Here are my contributions to Hump Day Happiness:
What is the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
For bird flu you get tweetment, for swine flu - oinkment
A redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow...but she can't touch it until she is 14.
How do you know when you're staying in a redneck hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a redneck murder:
1. The DNA is all the same
2. There are no dental records
A State trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 and says to the driver "You have any i.d.?
The driver responds "Bout what?"
and finally
Judy got married and had 13 children.
Her first husband, Ted, died of cancer.
She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children.
Bob was killed in a tragic car accident.
12 years later Judy again, remarried. This time she and John had 5 more children.
John died of a heart attack,
Judy finally died, after having produced 25 children. (and probably a show on TLC)
Standing before her coffen the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord they are finally together.
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Does he mean her and the first, second or third husband?"
Her friend replied, "I think he means her legs."
Have a great day and stay warm, stay cool, stay happy, stay safe and above all stay healthy. Huey take care of that elbow and everyone else who is ailing--- GET BETTER
stagelady/eileen