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Happy Hump Day!!!! It's early, so I can post a joke and people may even get to read it. I will come back and fill in the answers. WGAR does these as on air questions and they don't start to air them until 5:30 AM. By that time I am on my way to the bus.
Here is my joke:
Bitches 'til the End
The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad
news.. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.'
The woman was shocked but managed to compose herself and walk into the
waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.
'Well, daughter, we women celeb rate when things are good, and we
Celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't
well. I have
cancer. So, let's head to the club and have a martini.'
After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber. There
were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by
some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two
were celebrating.
The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end,
'I've been diagnosed with AIDS.'
The friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences and beat a
hasty retreat.
After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered,
'Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told
your friends you were dying of AIDS! Why did you do that??'
'Because I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your father
after
I'm gone.'
And THAT, my friends, is what is called, 'Putting Your Affairs In Order'
Stay warm, stay safe, stay happy and stay healthy. My thoughts and prayers are with all of you. Gotta go catch the bus now.
stagelady/eileen
***Edit*** Speedo - I don't copy the answers. I actually listen to the radio all day to collect them. When I leave for work, just after 5 A.M, the site is just coming up after daily maintenance. I get home from work at 6PM and cannot access the websites at work due to firewalls. I made a type on Anne Murray's name. Obviously you are perfect. Heaven help us all. I made a mistake. It must be nice to be perfect.