What are some good, strip club DJ catchphrases?

Question

i am a dj at a stripclub, been doing it for over 8 years but wanted to get some new suggestions for newer phrases i am tired of mine LOL

thanks

Answer 1

They don't work for us, they work for you, tipping is not a city in china

69 positions in a one nite stand..dont be afraid to get up to the rail, they don't bite...hard. drop some cash, she'll drop her top, it's a big spender friday nite, get up close with some of your hard earned cash, u wanna see skin they gotta see green, this girls tip top, top to bottom left to right,front to back, the total package daddy's little girl's coming ur way, and what daddy doesn't know won't hurt em, another hottie with a body, is sex was a two way street, she owns both lanes, Nows your chance to buy a private dance one on one, two on one if your kinky, three on one if your rich. Buy a private dance, get her body on your body, make that love connection, you can't buy love, but u can rent it for three minutes..Dude, just have fun, the girls appreciate breaking the monotony, say something different about each girl, especially in a midsize club where they will all spend considerable amount of time on stage, u will make more money.. Like i say, It's a big spender friday nite, if you're not a big spender, I'm sure there's something good on tv.. I'm kidding .. maybe..

Answer 2

Stripper Sayings

Answer 3

Make sure you get a private dance. Get a stripper on your zipper...Gentlemen, this is pay-per-view. You want a free show, take it to the house and break out your porn collection...If you're watchin' and not tippin, you damn sure trippin'...If you're starin', you should be sharin'...These ladies make their livin' off of what you're givin'. The more you give, the better they live. So be generous...Tippin' for the strippin', that's how it works guys. Cash for flash. You wanna see her flashin', you gotta slide some cash in...These ladies don't dance for free, certainly not for their health. Don't make her get wet for nothing...She's got an *** like a pumpkin, makes you wanna put a face on it...She's got an *** like an M&M, melts in your mouth, not in your hands...She's like AT&T, she makes you wanna reach out and touch someone...She's got all the right curves in all the right places. Dangerous curves ahead. Better slow down and put on the brakes, or you might just fall in love...She got all the right junk in all the right places...She's got the junk in her trunk and the bump that you want. She puts the curl in your toes when she makes her body roll...The best seat in the house is in the front row. Catch all the action ringside, up close and personal...Head on up to the erection section, the ***** zone...

Answer 4

Congratulations, Black Clint C's sister has touched your life.

Answer 5

Just play the music, make the segues smooth and keep your yap shut as much as possible. YOU are not why they are there.

-a guy anmed duh